i always wanted to get my palm read for the helluvit... i went once in high school with my best guy buddy at the time, howard, and some of his friends. we were standing outside the psychic lady's house (over on el camino, k-street), and they had us waiting to see madam whohaw (forgot her title). chillen in the parking lot, we started joking around about floating balls and fortunetelling (well, i sorta started it and everyone else laughed nervously), and then we realized that there was an open window next to us and they had heard everything. next thing yu kno, madam whohawhaw's doorman with the deep voice says, "madam whoblah is not seeing anyone today." so that was the end of my almost palm-reading session.

anyways, i was reminded of all this today when my cousin-in-law, peter, started reading palms and doing all this personality test stuff at dinner today (yummy galbi =9) so it got me googling, jus for the helluvit. and THEN, i found this KUUUUL site where you can get a free palm reading (sorta. yu'll see wut i mean). they send it in seconds and no catches. yay for free stuff!

http://www.ofesite.com/spirit/palm/readself.htm

Is it accurate? Probably not. Is it fun? Fun enough as a late night distraction. :)

Me palms says:

First let's take a look at your Life Line. You have the best kind of Life Line, long and clearly marked. This shows that you will possess good health, vitality and a very nice life expectancy. The wide swooping motion of your Life Line indicates strength, enthusiasm and an improved love life. The little lines you see extending downward from your Life Line are indicators of your tendency to waste your energy.

Now let's see what your Head Line had to say. Your Head Line is deep, long and straight, stretching across the palm. This indicates a logical and direct way of thinking. The straighter the line, the more realistic the thinking, and the deeper the line, the better the memory. Your Head Line is short, which tends to show a tendency towards 'physical' thinking rather than reflection. You may be impulsive. The short, upcurved quality of your Head Line indicates that you tend to have a short attention span. Some people may call you a scatterbrain. If your Head Line is forked near the middle of your palm, it shows an important new interest. If it is forked at the end, it shows a descent into second childhood. The joining of your Head Line and Life Line at the beginning indicates that your strong sense of mind generally rules over your body. You also look at childhood with a cautious and fearful outlook.

The last line we'll look at is your Heart Line. A selfish and materialistic look at love is characteristic to those like you whose Heart Line start below the middle finger. A long Heart Line like yours, running almost all the way across the palm, represents an idealist in love. In love you tend to look for those whose status rises above your own, and you have a great respect for them.

You have a conical hand. This is often the type of hand shared by people who are more interested in theory than practice. This is the hand of the imaginative and creative spirit. Professions of people who share this type of hand usually include teacher, lawyer or artist.